1)It would take a massive over-haul of our educational system and the passing of at least two generations before most US drivers could learn how to drive in and thru a round-a-bout.

Believe it or not-there is a traffic accident down there somewhere.

Believe it or not-there is a traffic accident down there somewhere.

It's called a circle of jerk,,or something like that

It’s called a circle of jerk,,or something like that

2) The word, Yield, has been regulated to porn sites or sadomasochistic internet sites and has no meaning on the road ways

The sign say's Yield, but it doesn't say when?

The sign say’s Yield, but it doesn’t say when?

3) Turn signals in cars are soon to become obsolete…you know, the blinker thingys.

 

Here’s this post’s boner thought, no, that’s wrong…I mean bonus thought for the day…..

I realize right off wiht my own children that using leashes was a bad idea since one day they'd use them on me.....see? Ya gotta think ahead.

I got this proof of global warming from a friend a few weeks back and thought this  example worth ‘ad’-dressing………

It's all so plain to see!

It’s all so plain to see!

4)Sometimes we have police who wait with speed guns to catch people doing 45 in a 35 zone to protect society, but we can’t afford to have any in our schools to safeguard our children…ours is a value driven society.

This is vital to National security and to the well-being of our community

This is vital to National security and to the well-being of our community

Another lunatic doing 45 gets apprehended....

Another lunatic doing 45 gets apprehended….

5)I finally realized the knight in Monty Python’s Search for The Holy Grail who still wanted to fight after losing both legs and arms was a man fighting for the right to “bare” arms. If an entire town stood up and shot themselves in a massive gun shoot it still would be, ” Ya know, guns don’t kill people.”

I'll do anything to bear arms

I’ll do anything to bear (bare)arms…

It's time to fight for arms!

It’s time to fight for arms!

 

6)Apparently, I can’t count to only five, but this is the same number of times I’ve asked for a coffee roll at a certain Dunkin Donut and been told, “We’re out of coffee rolls.” I mean, come on, they’re a donut shop that sells coffee, right?

Okay, here's the thing--Dunkin Donuts sells coffee-famous for it, as well as donuts so you'd think, a donut called a coffee roll might be one they'd keep on hand--it's all about the word-Coffee- in the name, Coffee roll. Do they need a CEO

Okay, here’s the thing–Dunkin Donuts sells coffee-famous for it, as well as donuts so you’d think, a donut called a coffee roll might be one they’d keep on hand–it’s all about the word-Coffee- in the name, Coffee Roll, for gosh sakes!! Do they need a CEO??? I’m willin’ to take the position for a few million per year, and a coffee roll.

Franque!

I’ve a trilogy, The Avatar Magic series , out on Kindle now….here’s the three links to each book..I do hope you’ll spread the word and enjoy these writings.

Bk one   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B0NYO80

Bk two      http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KXMIIOK

Bk three       http://www.amazon.com/dp/B018RX67BW

 

 

 

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